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One of the directors sister was murdered by another directors immediate family member.

I hear one of the directors can't hold their liquor very well.

I hear that one of them can't even find the wine cellar.

Someone not too far from here used to run a brothel, where all was not quite as it seemed.

Word is that beneath the respectable veneer of one member lies a festering addiction to gambling. Recently, forgetting her propensity for going commando, this member found herself in a rather compromising situation after staking what she could ill afford to lose.

One of the detectives is actually a keebler elf and is married to a garden gnome. Gossip at the office indicates there is trouble in paradise. It appears the gnome keeps turning up in other's gardens. He swears he is being kidnapped, but the rumor is his wife won't share her cookies.

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